I feel like me and Gandalf have the same babysitting technique. We just keep a constant head count and hope for the best.
my sex tape is gonna be a vinebc you only last 6 seconds
U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear
Almost 168 thousand people are scared of eyelid paint. What a time to be alive.
its almost 2014 and we have yet to invent ice cream that doesn’t melt
Space ice cream doesn’t melt
ah yes let me just go to my local astronaut marketplace and pick up a tub
they sell astronaut ice cream at michaels
WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR MICHAELS?// ON PLUTO??